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BREAD-------------------
1 c White cornmeal
1 c Whole wheat flour
1/2 c All-bran cereal
1 t Cinnamon
1/2 ts Ginger
3/4 ...

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Title: Ammonite Chowder
Categories: cambrian, critters, extinct, seafood, weird
Yield: 1 batch

6 1/2 c canned tomatoes; peeled
3 md onions; diced
6 ea carrots; peeled, sliced
4 md potatoes; peeled, sliced
3 ea jalapeno peppers; peeled,
-deveined, sliced
2 tb beef bouillon
5 lb ammonites*
1 c butter; melted
3 1/4 c canned corn
1 ts salt; or ...

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Title: Apple Roast Hadrosaur
Categories: critters, crockpot, dinos, extinct, weird
Yield: 4 servings

3 lb hadrosaur meat (Maiasaurus)*
1 tb cooking oil
1 carrot; small chunks
2 celery; chopped
3 tb quick-cooking tapioca
1/4 c white wine
1 ts beef bouillon granules
1/4 ts salt
1/4 ts ground cinnamon
6 oz frzn apple juice
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Baked Camel

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Categories : Turkey

Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
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1 lg Camel
2 lg Sheep
4 lg Turkeys
20 lg Carps
200 md Sea-Gull Eggs
400 lg Dates
Banana-Leafs

Cook the eggs, peel them. Scale

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Title: Berena--Klingon Gingerbread
Categories: Cakes, Star trek
Yield: 6 servings

1/2 c Margarine
1/4 c Sugar
1 Egg
1 c Dark molasses
1 c Boiling water
2 1/3 c Flour
1 1/2 ts Ginger
1 ts Cinnamon
1/8 ts Cloves
1/2 ts Salt
1/2 ts Baking powder
1 ts Baking soda

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1 c Whipping cream

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Title: CARMELIZED MUSKRAT ONAPLANK (MUSKRAT ON A PLANK)
Categories: Main dish
Yield: 4 servings

1 ea Fresh Muskrat (Road Kill)
1 ea Hickory plank, slightly
1 x -larger than muskrat
1 tb Cooking oil
1 ts Salt
2 ea Green onions
1 ds Pepper
1 tb Fish sauce

Skin the fresh muskrat and discard the skin.( Can be
saved and tanned into leather.)
Nail the muskrat to the ...

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Title: CHUNKY CAT BARF
Categories: Vegetarian, Main dish
Yield: 6 servings

1 lg Spaghetti Squash
8 oz Cottage Cheese
16 oz Mozzarella (grated)
8 oz Parmesan (grated)
1 qt Spaghetti sauce (w/peppers)

Cook squash. Fork out insides into a giant cassarole
dish. Add cottage cheese, half of the mozzerella and
parmesan, sauce. Mix it until it looks like it's
name. Top with remaining cheese.

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Title: Cold Lard Omelet
Categories: Cheese/eggs
Yield: 200 servings

300 Eggs
200 tb Milk
12 1/2 c Cold lard
200 tb Cat hair or feathers, etc.

As served by King Neptune:

Combine eggs and milk, beating with a whisk until frothy. Pour into
cooking pans, cooking each in one piece, turning each when one side is
slightly less than done.

When the eggs are almost done remove ...

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Title: Curried Gallimimus
Categories: critters, dinos, meats, poultry, weird
Yield: 4 servings

2 lg gallimimus breasts about 7
-lb. each; skinned
1/2 ts paprika
1/4 ts turmeric
1/2 ts cumin
1/4 ts cayenne pepper
1/4 ts cinnamon
2 tb gingerroot; grated
1 tb olive oil
2 tb lemon juice
1/2 c nonfat plain yogurt
1 minced green onions; ...

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Title: Elephant Stew
Categories: Meat
Yield: 3800 servings

1 Elephant
Salt to taste
Pepper to taste
2 Rabbits

Cut elephant into small bite size pieces, this should take about 2
months. Add enough brown gravy to cover, about half a train tank car.
Cook over kerosene heat for about 4 weeks at 450 degrees. This
recipe should serve 3,800 people. If more are expected, add 2 extra